Jumped on the train as the doors were closing. Not gonna miss this one!
Looking for a seat, I see a young girl with an A1 case taking up 3 seats.
“Can I sit there?” I ask and she adjusts herself and her case as much as possible so I can steal the isle seat.
Seconds later, the train was away and the journey home had begun. Then a voice came on the loudspeaker. And in the classic robotic voice with its generic inoffensive accent we heard “Please make sure no personal belongings are blocking seats for other passengers.”
I couldn’t help but laugh, as could the girl sitting next to me.
“Sorry about this” she said apologetically. She had wide eyes and healthy skin. Clear signs of teenagehood. She was thin, but healthy, didn’t look like a smoker, no terrible amount of make-up, very normal. But attractive none the less.
“It’s ok, I’m at art school as well” I replied, trying to be subtle. I didn’t really want a conversation, but I sort of got one. She was coming from the London College of Fashion, fresh from an interview, had to show her stuff and all that.
So after an hour or so of riding the train to Aldershot she gets up and scrambles to gather all of her stuff, including the massive case with masking tape name labels on all sides of it. I stood up and stepped in the isle so she could leave and as I was about to sit down again, in the now-vacant row where the case once sat, I noticed she had dropped her glove.
I grabbed the glove and turned to give it back to her but she had already left the train. I stuck my head out of the train door and yelled “Tanya” and waived the glove in the air so she could see it. She rushed back to the door amid the crowd heading in the opposite direction and took the glove from me just as the whistle sounded.
As the doors were closing she asked “How’d you know my name?”
To which I replied “It’s written all over your case.”
The preceding story is 85% factual.