Missing Britain

I knew the answer to this question the instant I read it! (most of you are probably thinking, “Who the hell is Ian Paisley?”)
This time last year I was sitting in a crappy concrete house in Farnham, Surrey, playing Zelda: Windwaker on Nick’s Game Cube and watching celebrity panto highlights on BBC2 in between reruns of Bargain Hunt and University Challenge. I would eat half-packs of Waitrose brand digestives and drink really strong tea with far-too-much sugar. And I loved every minute of it!
Taking the BBC’s annual quiz was kinda like a year-in-review for my life in Britain, 2005. Obviously, I missed the tail end, but I kept current, you know. Its funny to see how many things actually happen in a year that you would otherwise forget so completely without consequence. In other words, the news is so amusing, but its so fleeting. Here today, gone tomorrow. Quite literally.
I miss the Channel 4 News. SO much better than any network in the US including CNN, MSNBC or any other the other bullshit cable outlets. Save us, John Snow! Save us! (and while you’re at it, run over to the BBC and grab Fiona Bruce and Hugh Edwards and of course Sir Trevor from ITV. And Lorraine Kelly, because of her accent! And Kirsty Gallacher because she’s just fit.)
Take the BBC Quiz of the Year’s News.









































